"HOW TO 'MAKE IT' IN COMEDY" by Rob Delaney. This... →
Ephemera: Stupid shit people say to expats →
erinmargrethe: Them: “So, how long have you been here?” Me: “Nearly 6 years” Them: “So, do you like it?” Things I want to say: “No, I hate it. I’m just waiting until I’m allowed back in the US. There’s a statute of limitations on murder, right?” “I guess it’s fine, when he lets me out of the cage under the…
I so called it
girl-detective: Sometimes you call it. Like totally OMG you so fucking called that one. And even though it’s usually something completely stupid or benign, it makes you exceedingly happy, and you feel compelled to let everyone know you were right. So, just for the record, I would like everybody to note that I just tuned in to BBC World News during the middle of a discussion two women were...